Lately I've been quite addicted with this drug. I took it more than 3 times a day, you know, for the maximum benefits.
It's a great drug, the effects are even better than beers or the other stupid drugs (e.g Cocaine, Marijuana). It blows your problems away and makes you feel more relaxed.
I know, they don't REALLY go away, but hey.. Pretending to not feel misplaced is so much easier than change, right?
Behold, the greatest drug ever. Fukitol.
Testimonials:
Fukitol is great, it takes care of all my worries and problems. Especially my ED! Thanks Fukitol
At least this on doesn't give me the shakes.... and if you snort it, you feel like you can fly!!!
Have you tried the generic version? I use screwitol. Works the same and saves me
No patent for Fukitol. This has been in the public domain for decades. Norman Mailer described its use in WW2 but misspelled it as Fugital. In ghettos it is cooked into a crystal form and widely used by hookers. They call it FukThemAll. Those caught in possession are sent to spelling prision.
Before using Fukitol I worried about bills, my husband fooling around and job security. Now only after a day of using this miracle drug, I find myself free of all the fuks in this work. Thank you Fukitol...because of you all my worries are gone. I would like to reccommend everyone to just... Fukitol!
Be sure to do what I do: spread 2 table-spoons of jack daniels over your clothes before visiting the doctor. Also 1 table-spoon of olive oil for your hair never hurts. If you just do those two things, they'll be sure to write you a generous prescription of fukitol.
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